random

I think Cinta Laura is GENIUS.
I think Transformers should get an Oscar.
I think Spitzer should get into Presidential election after this.
I think my mom is the most beautiful girl.
I think a woman that is cheating on me is a fool.
I think a guy that is cheating is natural.
I think I'm insane.
I think i like much older women.
I think sleep is the most greatest gift from God.
I think eat is the next greatest gift from God.
(I realize that Iman & Islam is the greatest gift from God though.)
I think i have a nerve breakdown.
I think Kanye is a living legend.
I think 10.000 BC is the greatest junk in movie history.
I think I'm just a spoiled brat after all.
I think Juno is a great movie.
I think Diablo Cody is another genius.
I think taking a bath is an unnecessary duty.
I think MacBook Air is overrated.
I think Heidi Klum is a hot momma.
I think Ron Mueck is kuh-raa-zaay. (read: crazy)
I think that you're just wasting your time reading this.

UPDATED: Here's one theory why i think Cincow is genius. I have some kind of weakness for a woman with a great English, even if her Indos sounds awful. So that makes me like her.

b'day surprise.

Me, having my 1st oreo from the infamous TI' 04 surprise of my laffly friend. Thanks dhik. =)

Giving a b'day surprise has becoming my batch tradition. It' s fun, even when the 'victim' usually already know that he/she will have a surprise on his/her birthday.

So, anyway, i'm writing this just to show you how we do it in our style. Because no other can do it like us (selalu ketauan!!). Haha. And to give my SPECIAL friend something that she deserve in this blog. Happy birthday Dhik. Wish u all the best. I hope that you're getting what you want this year. Cause i know you can have a lot more better than that.

I LAFF U!

friends.

Your Ideal Relationship is Friends Only

Honestly, you're not really ready for a relationship right now. And you prefer to keep things platonic, for now. That's not to say that one of your friends could be dating material. You're just taking a break for now.

What's Your Ideal Relationship?

Perfect. Just when i thought that i was ready to pimp it out again, show some love, you know. hahahaha.

So, anybody care to make friends with me? cause i'm not really ready for a relationship right now. This test is freakin right on the spot for me i guess.

o ya, by the way

Penjelasan dari platonic di Web dalam bahasa Inggris:

of or relating to or characteristic of Plato or his philosophy; "Platonic dialogues"

free from physical desire; "platonic love"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

so, free from physical desire eh. Well, i guess i'm off to Tibet now. You know, meet Dalai Lama and bring the peace for the world and stuff like that. Wish me luck. hahahahaha.

JENIUS!™ pt 1

Setelah saya chatting dengan teman saya (yang kacamatanya saking tebalnya ngalahin berat saya) beberapa saat setelah saya tidur dan terbangun karena isi sahur (which is: nasi goreng, telor, roti 2 tangkap, teh manis, pop mie, dkk) minta dikeluarkan, tiba-tiba saya menyadari bahwa saya JENIUS!™.
Ini adalah bukti bahwa saya adalah orang JENIUS!™:

#1
Kejadian: Di rumah
Waktu: 02.30
Deskripsi kejadian:
Pada saat ini, saya terbangun karena mimpi yang mengharuskan saya mandi *SENSOR* (gyahahaha), pada saat yang bersamaan, saya pun harus mengeluarkan poo-poo saya. Nah, masalahnya baru akan dimulai setelah ini. Sesaat setelah saya menemani pantat saya dan tutup closet berpacaran, perut saya mulai meronta-ronta.

Saya pun panik, yang tersisa di dapur hanyalah mie sedaap (yes, with two A's), kompor yang tidak bisa dinyalakan (apa saya ga bisa ya?) dan piring bersih. Karena tidak bisa dinyalakan, maka otak saya yang JENIUS!™ ini pun mulai memikirkan cara, bagaimana saya bisa menikmati mie sedaap (iya, a-nya dua, ah ngeyel amat) tanpa harus dimakan dengan cara konvensional (yang dimaksud dengan cara konvensional versi saya adalah: pertama, mie diremas, ditaburkan bumbu dan mie siap dimakan) .

*TRING* (suara otak, ga terima protes) otak gw pun memikirkan sesuatu yang sangat luar biasa.

voice in my head (VIMH): Dirumah kan ada dispenser tu ya, biasanya dispenser bisa mengeluarkan aer panas kan ya? ah gw coba aja masak mie pake aer dispenser. Gila, jenius abis gw!

Akhirnya, setelah menaruh semua bahan yang diperlukan kedalam satu piring, saya pun mulai menuang air ke mie saya.

VIMH (Menit 1):
"Ko blom lunak ya? ah baru juga bentar."

VIMH (Menit 3):
"Kalo menit-menit segini nih pop mie uda masuk perut gw semua ni."

VIMH (Menit 6):
Mulai ga sabar. "Ah bodo ah, gw makan aja."

VIMH (Menit 8):
Abis. hahahahah.

Dan dengan Jenius!™nya tepat pada menit ke-10 baru menyadari bahwa sebentar lagi sahur.
Dan walhasil, karena memakan mie goreng dengan tingkat kematangan yang kurang pas, maka perut pun memberontak lagi.
POIN KEJENIUSAN:

• Menemukan cara yang luar biasa dalam hal dunia permasakan mie.
  
• Sadar akan sunnah untuk sahur dan makan sahur lagi sehabis itu.
• Menemukan cara yang enak untuk menguras isi perut.
  

#2
Kejadian: Kampus
Waktu: 10.00-12.00
Deskripsi Kejadian:
Jam kuliah, karena saya JENIUS!™, adalah waktu yang menyenangkan. Karena pada saat-saat inilah saya bisa memamerkan keahlian saya, yaitu tak lain dan tak bukan adalah TIDUR. Pada suatu ketika, terdapatlah suatu mata kuliah abstrak dimana kita harus berkomunikasi secara profesional dengan nama mata kuliah:KOMUNIKASI PROFESIONAL (again, another JENIUS!™ way from me to describe it).

Pada jam pertama mata kuliah yang dipandu oleh dosen trendi berumur diatas 50 tahun dengan badan terawat, kepala botak, jeans mahal, sepatu coklat, kemeja garis-garis dan kaos dalam yang selalu terlihat dibalik kemejanya terasa begitu membosankan menarik. Sehingga saya memutuskan untuk mendengar dengan mata tertutup dengan maksud meresapinya (yea rite).

Tiba-tiba pada jam kedua, saya membuka mata dengan keadaan teman disamping saya menawari permen dan orang-orang disekeliling saya menatapi dengan tatapan pembunuh sayang. Dan saya pun melanjutkan kuliah saya dengan gembira (baca: tidur lagi). Pada saat kuliah selesai, saya pun mananyakan kejadian tadi kepada teman saya.

Saya (S): eh tadi kenapa sih orang-orang ngeliatin gw gitu. Kaya jarang ketemu aja?

Teman Saya (TS): JENIUS!™ lo. Emang lo kira kita ngeliatin lo gara-gara apa? Lo tidur, terus NGOROK, gede banget!

JENIUS!™

POIN KEJENIUSAN:

• Pengamatan gaya dosen yang mendetail.
• Meresapi pelajaran di bangku depan dengan terpejam hingga mengeluarkan suara mengerti (baca: ngorok).

Karena saya telah memutar otak saya dengan sangat JENIUS!™ kali ini. Maka saya berhak mendapatkan istirahat yang cukup (baru jg bangun tidur).

Until my next JENIUS!™ post then.
ciao.

p.s gaterimaprotes!

Ya Allah, THANKS FOR GIVING ME THIS WOMAN. REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

today is my mom 47th anniversary.

my mom is like any other mother in this world. She cooks, cleans, decorates and tends to order people to eat(thanks for making me this big, mom). Except she had been driving, sleeping, walking around, working and doing other things that you have in mind with three babies in her tummy. You should see her tummy when she carried the babies, it's huge, and i can't imagine she still driving to her office with that tummy. So, i'm proud of you mom. VERY PROUD. It's your day now. enjoy.

Can i say it one more time for you?


HAPPY B'DAY MOM!
THANKS FOR BEING THE WORLD'S GREATEST MOM.

coolest job ever eh?

blog berantai.

kena tag si gendud (wanita)

Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write a post of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says you are tagged in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

Ok, i admit it. I'm just too lazy to read that thing. So i just follow she-who-has-tag-me.

So let's begin the show, drum roll please.

#1 attracted to the older women, errrr... okay, much older.
I have some kind of weakness when i'm seeing such a classy lady with big bust, dyed hair, pretty face, full makeup ( something that what my friend says: tante masa kini). When i see this kind of lady, I'd go crazy and can't stop talking about her bods, face, hairdo, and whatever left of her. My friend, said that i have Oedipus complex. Well, i guess i don't mind having that kind of disease then. bwahahahaha.

#2 smelling the toe nails.
i really really love the NASTY smell when you dig your finger to the corner of your toe nails and just simply smell it. Man, that's when you smell heaven. Okay, heaven is a bit exaggerating, maybe halfway there.
p.s: you can throw up now. It's okay.

#3 PELOR
Pelor is the acronym for nemPEL molOR. This is the term that often used in my family (maybe yours too) that describing the condition where you fell asleep easily. My aunt told me that when my mom used to drive the car by herself she often fell asleep at the traffic light and get honked by the driver from the back. Now i know where i get that "dut-lo-baru-bangun-tidur-ya?" look. Man, talk about GENETIC. Simply run in your blood i guess.

#4 HS
HS stands for Hyper S*x. My industrial fellows maybe already familiar with that call. They call me that just because i always giving comment that always related to the S word.
Here some conversations with my friend:
Me friends : dud, lo ko ga kuliah?
Me : ngapain? mending gw buka kaskus. bwahahaha.
Me friends : HS lo!
another one
Me friends : dut, bersih sehat yok..
Me :ga ah.. gw maunya yang plus plus
Me friends: tae...
see, padahal ga segitunya kan? =ppp
(or is it because of my little *ahem* "collections"?) hahahahaaha.

#5 Rubbing my cheek
Dont have any special reasons for this. Maybe it's because the beard that grows on my cheek. Ya ga Put? I dont know, the feeling of that natural beard grows. The roughness of my face. That's what i call sanctuary. And yeah, you can call me freak. hahahaha

#6 Picking Other people’s my nose
Haa, you don't actually think that i will picking some-random-guy nose, do you? Everybody tells me it's not polite and stuff. But what the heck. Should fight for your right, i guess. My opinion is, they're just jealous 'cause they can't do it as stylish as i do. They told me that i found my world when i picking my nose. Gyahahaha. *Yea rite. in my freaking dream.

There, you have it, im not that weird after all. Actually, i got plenty more to tell such as running around the house with only my underpants on but that's just another story. Until next time then.

Puas lo miiiincreet?

o yea, almost forgot, the list:

1. BATARI SARASWATI (saatnya dunia tau batbatbatbat)
   
2. RATIE (gw aja yang nge-tag deh rat, bingung siapa lagi, *sok kenal gini gw)
3. KETRIN ZETA JONS (yea, you, jangan ketawa gratis nad. bikin dong ah.)
4. DIAN NOPITAK (si cina murtad)
5. OM BEN (biar orang tau kelakuanmu yang makin om-om Ben.. haha)
6. Mas BIN (gw mau tau keanehan si Mr. Perfect ini. haha, ayo bikin dong bin. Sengaja gw pake mas biar lo mau bikin. hahahaaha.)
   

feels like yesterday. if only i can turn back time.

the air that i breathe.the reason why I'm still here.the one that make me smile.that keep me from dying.that keep me alive.my missing puzzle.the energy.the one that bring happiness to my life.the joy.my anti-boredom (credit to NADYA =PPP).my all.laughing for my not-so-funny joke.all my life.YOU.

STUCK IN MY HEAD. GOD!

Tonight Im tangled in my blanket of clouds
Dreaming aloud
Things just wont do without you, matter of fact
Im on your back, Im on your back, Im on your back

If you walk out on me, Im walking after you
If you walk out on me, Im walking after you

If youd accept surrender, Ill give up some more
Werent you adored
I cannot be without you, matter of fact
Im on your back, Im on your back, Im on your back

If you walk out on me, Im walking after you
If you walk out on me, Im walking after you

Another heart is cracked in two, Im on your back

I cannot be without you, matter of fact
Im on your back, Im on your back, Im on your back

If you walk out on me, Im walking after you
If you walk out on me, Im walking after you
If you walk out on me, Im walking after you

Another heart is cracked in two, Im on your back

Walking After You
Foo Fighters
OST X-FILES

poor Beckham,Brooklyn and the rest of the family.

Courtesy from yeeeah.

Feast your eyes boys.

The other side of the "Oh-My-God-I-Will-Do-Anything-For-Her" girl.
Well, think again.
The one and only, Mrs. Becks

scrub my ass.

Man. this web and it DNS has block my favorite website entirely. including this and this.

but it's cool though. especially when you got that little devil in your house that try to sneak into the restricted web whenever you're not around. And the most amazing thing about it is that scrubIT don't have the UNINSTALLER that usually come up with the installer, of course, doh.

*still trying to remove it from my DNS.