NO ONE.EVER.REALLY.DIES

Colour Blind

2011-09-16T23:21:00.002+07:00

Edo shared this post recently. Very inspiring.

Syahrini's Kaftan

2011-09-12T09:55:00.001+07:00

I got a new habit lately. It included running shoes and shorts in the morning. No, I am not a thief and no, I don't like to wear Syahrini's kaftan eventhough I'm dying to try it. I've been jogged around the block for about a week and it made me realize that sometimes, in our life, we took too many things for granted.

There are still so many people sleeping on the street while we are confusing about which car we should take this morning. There are still so many people that scraping off the garbage can to make some living while we are debating where are we going to eat for lunch. There are still so many people drink from the pond (true story, saw it earlier today) while we are wasting our money on alcohols.

What I am trying to say here is life is more than just some Syahrini's kaftan if you know what i mean. Be grateful for what you already have and trust me, you will be a lot happier than you already are.

Cheers!

- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad

Hello Again Readers!

2011-09-11T12:41:00.005+07:00

So, Aswan Said that i should write again to fill my free time while I'm waiting for a job. So here I am now, I erased all of my "consumptive-related" post and move it to my tumblr. So, watch this space, expect something witty, breath-taking and extravagant from me very soon. Cheers!

Bebaskan Ibu Prita

2009-06-03T09:07:00.002+07:00

join the cause

my parents joined facebook

2009-05-06T15:41:00.002+07:00

this site is hilarious.

mon lapin

2009-01-19T09:17:00.003+07:00

Durex ad that was never made it to TV.

Sick homo rubber bunnies. Funny as hell tho.

via geekologie

Run Jenny Run

2009-01-15T06:51:00.003+07:00

Taylor Momsen's Nike Viral Ad

via Freshness Mag

happy bday dad

2008-12-01T09:42:00.006+07:00

Geez, mom, forgetting your kids eh? Let me say it here dad,

"Happy bday pa, semoga yang terbaik dan tambah sayang sama keluarga, you know all of us are always look up to you

Love

-Aldy, Irham, Irfan, Ira-"

p.s

i'm sorry we didn't buy you any flower, we thought mom would put our names there. hahahah

kewlness

2008-12-01T08:14:00.006+07:00

Some Drug Dealers in Mexico

Syekh Puji

So, since when drug dealers wearing white robe, beads and growing beards?

p.s : that Syekh Puji's picture is daymn good. I want to print it on a tee. Anybody interesting?

family, lately

2008-11-29T11:40:00.004+07:00

Kadang-kadang saya terheran-heran dengan kelakuan keluarga saya. Sewaktu saya pulang dari Bandung, saya disambut ibu saya dan dia menyuruh saya makan malam. Sewaktu saya sedang makan malam, ibu saya teringat sesuatu dan berkata "aduh, Mama lupa ngerjain pe-er nih!". Saya pun berpikir bahwa ibu saya sedang mengerjakan pe-er milik adik saya karena ibu saya tidak bilang apapun bahwa dia akan kembali sekolah lagi. Tapi saya berpikir itu tidak mungkin, karena adik saya sudah SMA, dan saya pun sulit untuk mengerjakan pe-er mereka. Lagian, ngapain juga dikerjain ama mamanya, manja amat.

Karena rasa penasaran yang besar, sebesar badan saya, saya pun menanyakan ke ibu saya "emang pe-er apa sih ma?". Lalu ibu saya pun menjawab "pe-er piano, mama kan les piano!". Saya pun hanya bisa ternganga dengan mulut yang penuh (dengan nasi+sambal+ayam goreng+tahu, gross, i know) dan ibu saya ngeloyor ke dapur. Karena saya tahu sekali ibu saya bukan orang yang menghabiskan waktunya dengan les piano, dia menghabiskan waktunya dengan menyuruh anaknya makan dan nonton sinetron setelah pulang kantor.

Dan hari ini ketika saya bangun, saya mendapati ibu saya sedang menulis not balok. Saya pun terkagum-kagum. WAH, ini ibu saya pasti sudah bisa main Menusuk Dari Belakang by Mulan Jameela (1 of her fave song, the other one is Jangan Kau Jangan Pergi by Alexa, no kidding). Tapi ternyata eh ternyata, pas guru piano nya datang. Dari dua jam les itu, tidak sepenggal irama pun yang saya dengarkan berkesinambungan. Hanya tuts piano dipencet satu-satu (gatau deh gurunya seneng karena cuma ngajarin tuts satu-satu aja dapet duit apa stress karena ibu saya ga bisa-bisa maen pianonya). Pas gurunya pulang, saya pun bertanya "mama uda les piano dari kapan sih?" terus dia menjawab "dari minggu lalu". Pas saya tanya alasannya kenapa tiba-tiba dia les piano, dia hanya menjawab "abis ada piano ga pernah dimaenin sih, jadi mama les aja" (sambil ngeloyor ke dapur, ada apa sih ma di dapur? kedapur mulu kayanya).

Jawabannya sih simpel tapi lumayan menyindir anaknya (adik-adik saya, saya tidak dihitung karena saya di Bandung bukan karena saya bukan anaknya, hahhahaha)

Yah, kita lihat saja tahan berapa lama kelakuan ibu saya ini. Mungkin sampai dia bisa memainkan melodi Menusuk Dari Belakang dengan lancar.

Kudos to you mom! I'm totally with you. I'll be your singer when you play that song. I kinda like that song too (Mulan Jameela not Alexa).

menthock

2008-09-08T07:45:00.002+07:00

Denim 101 pt.3

2008-09-07T11:23:00.014+07:00

Selvage/Selvedge

Selvage, menurut penjelasan dari wikipedia adalah tipe denim dimana terdapat dua "clean edge" yang dijahit. "Clean edge" yang terdapat disini dapat mencegah ravelling dan fraying yang terdapat pada lower-grade denim karena mereka dibuat dengan weft yang terpisah meninggalkan ujung yang terbuka sehingga harus dijahit ulang (diobras).

Selvage biasanya menunjukkan tanda dari kualitas, karena denim dengan bahan ini diproduksi menggunakan shuttle loom yaitu alat tenun kuno dengan waktu proses yang lebih lama dan produksinya lebih sedikit namun menggunakan material yang lebih banyak. Penggunaan material yang lebih banyak ini dikarenakan alat tenun ini menenun bahan dengan tenunan yang lebih sempit sehingga menghasilkan denim yang lebih durable.

Selvage edge biasanya dijahit menggunakan benang dengan warna yang berbeda-beda. Pada zaman dahulu manufaktur denim biasanya memproduksi denim untuk perusahaan yang berbeda-beda, dari situlah warna benang yang berwarna-warni berasal. Sebagai contoh: Levi's memakai warna merah, Lee menggunakan warna kuning, Wrangler menggunakan warna putih dan Diesel (circa 1978, not this era of crappy Diesel) menggunakan warna orange. Pada masa kini benang dengan warna yang berbeda-beda hanya untuk fashion daripada untuk membedakan perusahaan.

Saat ini, selvage sudah ditinggalkan karena semenjak tahun 1970-an sudah ditemukan mesin tenun yang lebih besar dan lebih ekonomis karena dapat diproduksinya jeans dengan pola yang lebih banyak dan waktu produksi yang lebih cepat (namun trade-off nya adalah bahan yang diproduksi menghasilkan tenunan yang lebih lebar, sehingga lebih ringan dan kurang kuat) maka selvage edge tidak lagi digunakan karena ketidakpraktisannya dan harganya yang lebih mahal.

Selvage saat ini masih diproduksi untuk menghasilkan denim yang lebih berkualitas dari denim yang sekarang banyak beredar di pasaran dan untuk menghasilkan denim yang lebih berkarakter.

Selvage Line On A Pair Of Jeans

p.s: selvage denim that is made from shuttle loom, is much better than your over-pricey Diesel, Rock&Republic and True Religion.

Bonus:
Gallery SuFu
Gallery MyNudies

p.s.

weft: Benang horizontal yang saling mengikat melalui warp pada bahan pakaian. Warp adalah benang horizontal yang terdapat sepanjang pakaian, warp dilalui oleh weft.

Ravel: Tertarik, dalam hal ini, adalah penarikan bahan secara paksa disebabkan oleh ujungnya yang dijahit secara tidak alami.

Fray: Bahan yang menjadi tipis.

happy b'day mom

2008-09-07T01:07:00.007+07:00

Mama, I love you. Mama, I care
(Spice Girls - Mama)

Dear mama
place no one above ya, sweet lady
you are appreciated
don't you know we love ya?
(2Pac - Dear Mama)

You showed me love,you sacrificed
(Il Divo - Mama)

You will always be the girl in my life for all time
(Boyz II Men - A Song For Mama)

I wanna scream so loud for you, cuz I'm so proud of you
I appreciate what you allowed for me
I just want you to be proud of me
(Kanye West - Hey Mama)

Happy 48th birthday mom

i pray to Allah that you will only get the best

you know that i love you

more than you think i do

07.09.08

who is richer?

2008-08-02T10:17:00.002+07:00

I just discovered that Forbes has made the list of the richest fictional character.

And this has answered my curiousity.

Bruce Wayne kick Tony Stark's ass.

#7 Wayne, Bruce

Net Worth: $6.8 billion
Source: Inheritance, Defense
Age: 32
Marital Status: Single
Hometown: Gotham City, U.S.A.

#8 Tony Stark
11.20.06, 2:00 PM ET

Net Worth: $3.0 billion
Source: Defense
Age: 35
Marital Status: Single
Hometown: New York, N.Y.
Education: Massachusetts Institute of Technology, B.S.

Tapi dua orang ini masih kalah ama Paman Gober. hahahaha.

For the complete list click here.

freakin hilarious

2008-08-02T05:58:00.003+07:00

Denim 101 pt.2

2008-08-01T00:55:00.014+07:00

DRY DENIM

Dry denim/raw denim merupakan jenis denim yang tidak mengalami pencucian setelah dicelupkan kedalam pewarna. Dry denim merupakan alternatif denim yang paling kuat dan tahan lama dan akan memberikan sentuhan yang sangat personal (nudiejeans.com). Kebanyakan dari denim yang beredar di pasaran mengalami pencucian (prewashed) agar bahannya menjadi lebih lembut dan menghilangkan kemungkinan pengkerutan yang akan terjadi setelah pencucian denim tersebut. Selain itu non-dry denim kebanyakan juga mendapatkan perlakuan pengrusakan yang disengaja untuk mendapatkan efek yang memberi kesan telah dipakai lama.

Daya tarik dry denim terhadap penggunanya terletak pada bahan dari denim itu sendiri yang akan mengalami pemudaran seiring dengan waktu dan frekuensi pemakaian denim yang akan menghasilkan efek yang mirip dengan prewashed denim. Tetapi seperti disebutkan diatas, dry denim akan memberi hasil yang sangat personal karena tergantung dari cara pemakaian dan aktivitas sehari-hari yang dilakukan penggunanya sendiri. Hal inilah yang membuat para pengguna dry denim rela memakai jeans nya selama 6 bulan (nudiejeans.com) setiap hari tanpa dicuci. Angka 6 bulan ini sendiri masih menjadi perdebatan diantara para pengguna dry denim yang terdapat pada forum seperti mynudies, kaskus dan superfuture. Karena ada para pengguna yang ingin menahan jeansnya tanpa dicuci selamanya (hanya dry clean) untuk mempertahankan kontras dari jeans mereka dan ada juga yang tidak ingin fading nya terlalu kelihatan sehingga dicuci dalam waktu kurang dari 6 bulan.

Dibawah adalah contoh yang bagus dari evolusi jeans Samurai S5000VX. Bagian kiri adalah pada saat baru dibeli, bagian kanan pada saat 8 bulan pemakaian dan satu kali cuci.

Pictures are taken from here.
(Click for larger picture)

Dapat dilihat dibawah perbedaan antara dry denim dan prewashed denim (sorry for the shitty pic, i can't find my digicam). Untuk selvage dan organic akan dijelaskan pada postingan selanjutnya.

(ki-ka): dry organic, dry selvage, prewashed
(click for larger picture)

Masih merupakan terjemahan bebas dari wikipedia, dengan tambahan sana sini.

Denim 101 pt.1

2008-07-31T17:49:00.006+07:00

DENIM

Denim adalah suatu bahan yang bertekstur kasar yang dibuat dari kapas dengan cara pemintalan twill, yaitu pemintalan yang mempunyai pola diagonal dan paralel yang bertumpuk.

struktur 2/2 twill

Kata denim sendiri berasal dari bahan kuat yang disebut serge. Bahan ini dibuat di Nimes, Perancis pada awalnya. Mulanya bahan ini disebut serge de Nimes dan nama tersebut disingkat hingga menjadi kata denim seperti sekarang. Denim ini selanjutnya dicelup dengan indigo dye untuk membuat blue jeans seperti yang kita kenal sekarang ini. Kata jean sendiri berasal dari bahasa Perancis untuk daerah Genoa, Italia (Genes) dimana pertama kali celana berbahan denim dibuat.

loosely translated from wikipedia.

wishlist #3

2008-07-31T17:19:00.005+07:00

Acne x Lanvin Denim Sneakers

Well, i guess this will be my late b'day present. Out in November '08.

Care to buy me one?

say it loud and proud (and right)

2008-07-31T05:37:00.004+07:00

No longer a fashion rookie.

source: Hypebeast

RIP

2008-07-10T18:21:00.004+07:00

Berita selengkapnya di sini

Anything's Possible

2008-06-18T11:30:00.005+07:00

TD Banknorth Garden, Game 6

Yes, Not in their house indeed. Celtics, NBA Champions 2008

4-2

131-92

took the post title from Garnett's interview after winning the sixth game.

ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE!

Kevin Garnett
11 Times NBA All-Star
9 Times NBA All-Defensive
1 NBA Champions Ring

I'm not saying that i'm a fan, but...

2008-06-14T07:50:00.003+07:00

3-1

SheMale

2008-05-10T05:45:00.005+07:00

Well, i just took this test and the result is 92%. If this was my final test result, then I would go bananas. But this is the result of a test that allows you no mistake. No. Not on this test.

Almost a perfect score! Anyone can make a mistake once, so don't feel bad.

That's what that website said. But, i feel bad, what if that one mistake is when I'm choosing the person to go down the aisle with me (hiperbolis). Damn.

Kalo dipikir-pikir, awal mula ketakutan saya sama banci (mulai sekarang disebut itu, karena saya geli mendengar kata banci) adalah pada saat saya SD, saya ditakut-takuti oleh supir saya, pada saat saya pulang dari rumah saudara saya di dekat Cempaka Putih, yang notabene adalah KGB (Kawasan Gaul ~~Banci~~ Itu). Pada awalnya, perjalanan berjalan lancar dan aman, sampai akhirnya kami tiba di pinggiran jalan kawasan Cempaka Putih yang banyak itunya. Tiba-tiba seorang/seonggok/sebuah/seekor itu mencoba menawarkan "jasa"nya kepada mobil kami.

Entah mendapat setan darimana, tiba-tiba supir saya membuka kaca jendela bagian penumpang depan, yes that is my seat, dan si itu pun langsung mencolek-colek dagu anak Es-De dan bernyanyi lagu Rhoma Irama yang "begadang jangan begadaaaang..."(yang entah apa hubungannya dengan suasana waktu itu). Saya yang masih polos dan tidak tahu apa-apa ini pun ketakutan setengah mati. Pada waktu itu, rasanya saya ingin memanggil Tommy dan menyuruh dia untuk menginjak-injak supir saya dan si itu dengan Megazord nya. And pray to God that they'll rot in hell. Forever. (Okay, i know, that just way too far for a kid that age, actually, i just made that up).

Since then, saya pun takut sama itu. And i never got my luck kalau ketemu itu.
Masa-masa SMA saya pun masih dikerjai oleh supir saya, setiap kali ada itu lewat di jalan atau di manapun pasti kaca saya yang akan dibuka. Dan pada saat itu juga, saya masih berharap bahwa Power Ranger adalah nyata dan akan mengirim supir-kurang-ajar itu menuju planetnya Rita Repulsa.

Masa-masa kuliah, saya pikir akan lebih baik, because now I'm the CONTROLLER OF THE POWER WINDOWS. I got the world on the palm of my hand. Hahaha. Wrong! Saya pernah digodain itu yang sudah dikasih uang, masih minta rokok sambil mencolek saya (saya bingung, ada apa sih dengan itu dan mencolek, kasih J.Co kek, kasih rumah kek, kasih mobil kek). Kaca mobil saya pernah diketok pada saat saya pulang jam 1 malam di jalan sepi menuju rumah saya, saya kira setan, ternyata lebih parah, yang mengetok adalah itu yang sedang menawarkan jasanya. Dan sekarang, rumah saya yang di Jakarta terletak di jalan dekat Taman Lawang yang tiap kali saya pulang malam harus melewati daerah itu.

Ya Allah, cobaan apa lagi yang akan Engkau berikan kepada hambaMu ini. Saya akan menerimanya dengan sabar dan ikhlas. Amin.

Moral of the story:
If you read this, and your age is between 6-12 or if you have a little brother that is between that age. Do me a favor, go ask your mom and dad to find a decent driver. Jeez, i don't know what's wrong with the drivers these days. That will really help you or your brother. Thanks.

Ooh, and one more, don't watch the super heroes series. They're all lies. Trust me. They never come to save me.

Siblings

2008-04-25T17:52:00.005+07:00

09.09
1 New Message
Ira Indriasari

"A Aldi, jadi pulang ga?"

09.36
1 New Message
Muhammad Irham

"A aldy, pulang jam berapa?"

11.43-11.45
MSN chat

Irfaan
"hoi"
Me
"oi"
Me
"ga kemana2 fan?"
Irfaan
"ntar abis shalat jumat"
Me (sok baek)
"mau kemana?"
Irfaan
"ada deeh"
Me
"...."

aaah, the reason why i miss my home. To kick my brother's butt, hahaha... I know that you miss me too fan, deep down in your heart, i know... hehhehe...

tersentil

2008-04-23T21:30:00.003+07:00

"A man with a half volition goes backwards and forwards, and makes no way on the smoothest road; a man with a whole volition advances on the roughest, and will reach his purpose, if there be even a little worthiness in it." -Thomas Carlyle, Scottish Satirist.

happyness

2008-04-12T08:51:00.003+07:00

For Beatles, happiness is a warm gun.

As for me, happiness is a facial expression of a child, smiling and running through the puddle of mud.

Happiness (in disguise) is when you see a father let go his only daughter taken by someone else. Because he knows, his daughter is in a good hand.

Happiness is the kind of expression given by the army man when he got home to meet his wife and child.

Happiness is when you know that someone will be there for you, through your good times and bad times.

Happiness is when you finally can let go someone/something that you love the most, without hesitate.

Happiness is when you see a peddler got the first customer.

Happiness is when you see the angkot driver counting every penny of his bloods and tears, with a big smile at the end of the day.

Happiness is when you try your best at something. And not regret it.

Happiness is a feeling that you can’t explain.

Overwhelmed.

Relieved.

Glad.

Hope I live my life through a lot of happiness. And for all of you, i wish you a lot of happiness.

Amin.

random

2008-03-26T10:11:00.005+07:00

I think Cinta Laura is GENIUS.
I think Transformers should get an Oscar.
I think Spitzer should get into Presidential election after this.
I think my mom is the most beautiful girl.
I think a woman that is cheating on me is a fool.
I think a guy that is cheating is natural.
I think I'm insane.
I think i like much older women.
I think sleep is the most greatest gift from God.
I think eat is the next greatest gift from God.
(I realize that Iman & Islam is the greatest gift from God though.)
I think i have a nerve breakdown.
I think Kanye is a living legend.
I think 10.000 BC is the greatest junk in movie history.
I think I'm just a spoiled brat after all.
I think Juno is a great movie.
I think Diablo Cody is another genius.
I think taking a bath is an unnecessary duty.
I think MacBook Air is overrated.
I think Heidi Klum is a hot momma.
I think Ron Mueck is kuh-raa-zaay. (read: crazy)
I think that you're just wasting your time reading this.

UPDATED: Here's one theory why i think Cincow is genius. I have some kind of weakness for a woman with a great English, even if her Indos sounds awful. So that makes me like her.

b'day surprise.

2007-11-22T08:11:00.000+07:00

Me, having my 1st oreo from the infamous TI' 04 surprise of my laffly friend. Thanks dhik. =)

Giving a b'day surprise has becoming my batch tradition. It' s fun, even when the 'victim' usually already know that he/she will have a surprise on his/her birthday.

So, anyway, i'm writing this just to show you how we do it in our style. Because no other can do it like us (selalu ketauan!!). Haha. And to give my SPECIAL friend something that she deserve in this blog. Happy birthday Dhik. Wish u all the best. I hope that you're getting what you want this year. Cause i know you can have a lot more better than that.

I LAFF U!

friends.

2007-11-06T10:58:00.000+07:00

Your Ideal Relationship is Friends Only

Honestly, you're not really ready for a relationship right now.
And you prefer to keep things platonic, for now.
That's not to say that one of your friends could be dating material.
You're just taking a break for now.

What's Your Ideal Relationship?

Perfect. Just when i thought that i was ready to pimp it out again, show some love, you know. hahahaha.

So, anybody care to make friends with me? cause i'm not really ready for a relationship right now. This test is freakin right on the spot for me i guess.

o ya, by the way

Penjelasan dari platonic di Web dalam bahasa Inggris:

of or relating to or characteristic of Plato or his philosophy; "Platonic dialogues"

free from physical desire; "platonic love"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

so, free from physical desire eh. Well, i guess i'm off to Tibet now. You know, meet Dalai Lama and bring the peace for the world and stuff like that. Wish me luck. hahahahaha.

JENIUS!™ pt 1

2007-10-05T07:54:00.000+07:00

Setelah saya chatting dengan teman saya (yang kacamatanya saking tebalnya ngalahin berat saya) beberapa saat setelah saya tidur dan terbangun karena isi sahur (which is: nasi goreng, telor, roti 2 tangkap, teh manis, pop mie, dkk) minta dikeluarkan, tiba-tiba saya menyadari bahwa saya JENIUS!™.
Ini adalah bukti bahwa saya adalah orang JENIUS!™:

#1
Kejadian: Di rumah
Waktu: 02.30
Deskripsi kejadian:
Pada saat ini, saya terbangun karena mimpi yang mengharuskan saya mandi *SENSOR* (gyahahaha), pada saat yang bersamaan, saya pun harus mengeluarkan poo-poo saya. Nah, masalahnya baru akan dimulai setelah ini. Sesaat setelah saya menemani pantat saya dan tutup closet berpacaran, perut saya mulai meronta-ronta.

Saya pun panik, yang tersisa di dapur hanyalah mie sedaap (yes, with two A's), kompor yang tidak bisa dinyalakan (apa saya ga bisa ya?) dan piring bersih. Karena tidak bisa dinyalakan, maka otak saya yang JENIUS!™ ini pun mulai memikirkan cara, bagaimana saya bisa menikmati mie sedaap (iya, a-nya dua, ah ngeyel amat) tanpa harus dimakan dengan cara konvensional (yang dimaksud dengan cara konvensional versi saya adalah: pertama, mie diremas, ditaburkan bumbu dan mie siap dimakan) .

*TRING* (suara otak, ga terima protes) otak gw pun memikirkan sesuatu yang sangat luar biasa.

voice in my head (VIMH): Dirumah kan ada dispenser tu ya, biasanya dispenser bisa mengeluarkan aer panas kan ya? ah gw coba aja masak mie pake aer dispenser. Gila, jenius abis gw!

Akhirnya, setelah menaruh semua bahan yang diperlukan kedalam satu piring, saya pun mulai menuang air ke mie saya.

VIMH (Menit 1):
"Ko blom lunak ya? ah baru juga bentar."

VIMH (Menit 3):
"Kalo menit-menit segini nih pop mie uda masuk perut gw semua ni."

VIMH (Menit 6):
Mulai ga sabar. "Ah bodo ah, gw makan aja."

VIMH (Menit 8):
Abis. hahahahah.

Dan dengan Jenius!™nya tepat pada menit ke-10 baru menyadari bahwa sebentar lagi sahur.
Dan walhasil, karena memakan mie goreng dengan tingkat kematangan yang kurang pas, maka perut pun memberontak lagi.
POIN KEJENIUSAN:

Menemukan cara yang luar biasa dalam hal dunia permasakan mie.
Sadar akan sunnah untuk sahur dan makan sahur lagi sehabis itu.
Menemukan cara yang enak untuk menguras isi perut.

#2
Kejadian: Kampus
Waktu: 10.00-12.00
Deskripsi Kejadian:
Jam kuliah, karena saya JENIUS!™, adalah waktu yang menyenangkan. Karena pada saat-saat inilah saya bisa memamerkan keahlian saya, yaitu tak lain dan tak bukan adalah TIDUR. Pada suatu ketika, terdapatlah suatu mata kuliah abstrak dimana kita harus berkomunikasi secara profesional dengan nama mata kuliah:KOMUNIKASI PROFESIONAL (again, another JENIUS!™ way from me to describe it).

Pada jam pertama mata kuliah yang dipandu oleh dosen trendi berumur diatas 50 tahun dengan badan terawat, kepala botak, jeans mahal, sepatu coklat, kemeja garis-garis dan kaos dalam yang selalu terlihat dibalik kemejanya terasa begitu ~~membosankan~~ menarik. Sehingga saya memutuskan untuk mendengar dengan mata tertutup dengan maksud meresapinya (yea rite).

Tiba-tiba pada jam kedua, saya membuka mata dengan keadaan teman disamping saya menawari permen dan orang-orang disekeliling saya menatapi dengan tatapan ~~pembunuh~~ sayang. Dan saya pun melanjutkan kuliah saya dengan gembira (baca: tidur lagi). Pada saat kuliah selesai, saya pun mananyakan kejadian tadi kepada teman saya.

Saya (S): eh tadi kenapa sih orang-orang ngeliatin gw gitu. Kaya jarang ketemu aja?

Teman Saya (TS): JENIUS!™ lo. Emang lo kira kita ngeliatin lo gara-gara apa? Lo tidur, terus NGOROK, gede banget!

JENIUS!™

POIN KEJENIUSAN:

Pengamatan gaya dosen yang mendetail.
Meresapi pelajaran di bangku depan dengan terpejam hingga mengeluarkan suara mengerti (baca: ngorok).

Karena saya telah memutar otak saya dengan sangat JENIUS!™ kali ini. Maka saya berhak mendapatkan istirahat yang cukup (baru jg bangun tidur).

Until my next JENIUS!™ post then.
ciao.

p.s gaterimaprotes!

Ya Allah, THANKS FOR GIVING ME THIS WOMAN. REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

2007-09-07T08:07:00.000+07:00

today is my mom 47th anniversary.

my mom is like any other mother in this world. She cooks, cleans, decorates and tends to order people to eat(thanks for making me this big, mom). Except she had been driving, sleeping, walking around, working and doing other things that you have in mind with three babies in her tummy. You should see her tummy when she carried the babies, it's huge, and i can't imagine she still driving to her office with that tummy. So, i'm proud of you mom. VERY PROUD. It's your day now. enjoy.

Can i say it one more time for you?

HAPPY B'DAY MOM!
THANKS FOR BEING THE WORLD'S GREATEST MOM.

coolest job ever eh?

blog berantai.

2007-08-07T16:40:00.000+07:00

kena tag si gendud (wanita)

Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write a post of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says you are tagged in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

Ok, i admit it. I'm just too lazy to read that thing. So i just follow she-who-has-tag-me.

So let's begin the show, drum roll please.

#1 attracted to the older women, errrr... okay, much older.
I have some kind of weakness when i'm seeing such a classy lady with big bust, dyed hair, pretty face, full makeup ( something that what my friend says: tante masa kini). When i see this kind of lady, I'd go crazy and can't stop talking about her bods, face, hairdo, and whatever left of her. My friend, said that i have Oedipus complex. Well, i guess i don't mind having that kind of disease then. bwahahahaha.

#2 smelling the toe nails.
i really really love the NASTY smell when you dig your finger to the corner of your toe nails and just simply smell it. Man, that's when you smell heaven. Okay, heaven is a bit exaggerating, maybe halfway there.
p.s: you can throw up now. It's okay.

#3 PELOR
Pelor is the acronym for nemPEL molOR. This is the term that often used in my family (maybe yours too) that describing the condition where you fell asleep easily. My aunt told me that when my mom used to drive the car by herself she often fell asleep at the traffic light and get honked by the driver from the back. Now i know where i get that "dut-lo-baru-bangun-tidur-ya?" look. Man, talk about GENETIC. Simply run in your blood i guess.

#4 HS
HS stands for Hyper S*x. My industrial fellows maybe already familiar with that call. They call me that just because i always giving comment that always related to the S word.
Here some conversations with my friend:
Me friends : dud, lo ko ga kuliah?
Me : ngapain? mending gw buka kaskus. bwahahaha.
Me friends : HS lo!
another one
Me friends : dut, bersih sehat yok..
Me :ga ah.. gw maunya yang plus plus
Me friends: tae...
see, padahal ga segitunya kan? =ppp
(or is it because of my little *ahem* "collections"?) hahahahaaha.

#5 Rubbing my cheek
Dont have any special reasons for this. Maybe it's because the beard that grows on my cheek. Ya ga Put? I dont know, the feeling of that natural beard grows. The roughness of my face. That's what i call sanctuary. And yeah, you can call me freak. hahahaha

#6 Picking ~~Other people’s~~ my nose
Haa, you don't actually think that i will picking some-random-guy nose, do you? Everybody tells me it's not polite and stuff. But what the heck. Should fight for your right, i guess. My opinion is, they're just jealous 'cause they can't do it as stylish as i do. They told me that i found my world when i picking my nose. Gyahahaha. *Yea rite. in my freaking dream.

There, you have it, im not that weird after all. Actually, i got plenty more to tell such as running around the house with only my underpants on but that's just another story. Until next time then.

Puas lo miiiincreet?

o yea, almost forgot, the list:

BATARI SARASWATI (saatnya dunia tau batbatbatbat)
RATIE (gw aja yang nge-tag deh rat, bingung siapa lagi, *sok kenal gini gw)
KETRIN ZETA JONS (yea, you, jangan ketawa gratis nad. bikin dong ah.)
DIAN NOPITAK (si cina murtad)
OM BEN (biar orang tau kelakuanmu yang makin om-om Ben.. haha)
Mas BIN (gw mau tau keanehan si Mr. Perfect ini. haha, ayo bikin dong bin. Sengaja gw pake mas biar lo mau bikin. hahahaaha.)

feels like yesterday. if only i can turn back time.

2007-07-31T17:36:00.000+07:00

the air that i breathe.the reason why I'm still here.the one that make me smile.that keep me from dying.that keep me alive.my missing puzzle.the energy.the one that bring happiness to my life.the joy.my anti-boredom (credit to NADYA =PPP).my all.laughing for my not-so-funny joke.all my life.YOU.

STUCK IN MY HEAD. GOD!

2007-07-25T17:07:00.000+07:00

Tonight Im tangled in my blanket of clouds
Dreaming aloud
Things just wont do without you, matter of fact
Im on your back, Im on your back, Im on your back

If you walk out on me, Im walking after you
If you walk out on me, Im walking after you

If youd accept surrender, Ill give up some more
Werent you adored
I cannot be without you, matter of fact
Im on your back, Im on your back, Im on your back

If you walk out on me, Im walking after you
If you walk out on me, Im walking after you

Another heart is cracked in two, Im on your back

I cannot be without you, matter of fact
Im on your back, Im on your back, Im on your back

If you walk out on me, Im walking after you
If you walk out on me, Im walking after you
If you walk out on me, Im walking after you

Another heart is cracked in two, Im on your back

Walking After You
Foo Fighters
OST X-FILES

poor Beckham,Brooklyn and the rest of the family.

2007-07-21T07:49:00.000+07:00

Courtesy from yeeeah.

Feast your eyes boys.

The other side of the "Oh-My-God-I-Will-Do-Anything-For-Her" girl.
Well, think again.
The one and only, Mrs. Becks

scrub my ass.

2007-07-17T12:55:00.001+07:00

Man. this web and it DNS has block my favorite website entirely. including this and this.

but it's cool though. especially when you got that little devil in your house that try to sneak into the restricted web whenever you're not around. And the most amazing thing about it is that scrubIT don't have the UNINSTALLER that usually come up with the installer, of course, doh.

*still trying to remove it from my DNS.

bye.

2007-07-17T07:16:00.000+07:00

hei kamu.
ko kamu ninggalin aku sih?
setelah 30.000 km lebih kita bersama?
setelah berpuluh-puluh jam kita habiskan berdua?
setelah kamu dan aku dikenal banyak orang?

apa?
bukan kamu yang mau ninggalin aku?

iya sih.
maafin mama aku ya.
dia bukannya nggak suka ama kamu.
tapi dia udah lebih jatuh cinta ama yang baru.
dan akhirnya aku disuruh pilih.
kamu atau dia.

maafin supir aku ya.
kalo bareng kamu dia selalu kasar.
nggak pernah lembut.
tapi aku tahu kok.
dia juga sayang ama kamu.

maafin aku juga ya.
selama aku bareng kamu.
ga pernah aku mandiin kamu.
ga pernah bisa kalo diajak kamu ke bengkel.
bukan aku nggak mau.
tapi aku tahu, kamu bisa dirawat lebih baik ama orang lain dibanding ama aku.

selamat tinggal ya X.
semoga kamu bahagia ama yang baru.
karena disini aku cukup bahagia ama yang baru.

=)

IN MEMORIAM OF X
MID 2005 - MID 2007

oh-my-GOD
im so freakin freak.

iseng-iseng

2007-07-16T07:49:00.000+07:00

Your Penis Name Is...

Light Saber

Penis Name Generator

well. i guess that name make mine just simply long and shiny. kekeke.

what yours?

btw ini iseng2 doang. lucu2an. jangan dianggep serius. hahahaha.

open for public.

2007-07-01T01:45:00.000+07:00

as the owner of this lousy page, i'll greet you with a warm welcome.

well then, i guess it's officially open for public.

thanks to my friend, my lovely, my precious, my soon-to-be lady sidekick (pendamping wanita maksudnya, kekeke, janji lo miiiincret ditepati dooooong), my fatso couple, SI GENDUD (wanita) hahahaha.

thanks to her that highly recommend this freakin page to all of my friend. malu tauk min. tapi ga ada yang gw apus ko feb. hehehe.

selamet dateng yaa teman-teman. hihi.

movie review #2

2007-07-01T01:36:00.001+07:00

COOLEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
PERIOD

THE MOST SELFISH MAN ALIVE:defeated.

2007-06-29T14:23:00.000+07:00

i did ask you to stop there and wait for me.
i did ask you to come back with me.
and, for sure, i DEFINITELY didn't want you to leave.

but it becoming clear now.
you don't want me no more.
and so i leave.
out of your world.

hope you'll be happy.

doa orang bodoh.

2007-06-27T08:04:00.000+07:00

you know what.
i really envy this guy.
he's on your mind forever long after he's gone.
with only the good things that he did for you that stuck in your head.
man, he even change the most important thing for you.

i think.
it's really unfair.
i can't believe he even exist.
he's way too good.
maybe he's the best damn thing that happened to you

while me.

i'm a jerk.
i always did the BAD things to you.
apologize and did it again had became my cycle.
and i know.
i maybe the worst thing that happened to you.

i have come this far.
and i can't pick you up from his world.
i'm just too stupid just to have that thought.

GOD.
please help me.
i really want to be with this girl.
and i know, i can't make her love me as she love him.
but i can't be more thankful to YOU.
if she's with me and she can laughing together with me.
if she's with me and she can share her thoughts with me.
if she's with me and she can shed her tears with me.
and if she's with me and she can share 0.0001% of her love for him and give it to me.

AMIN.

fling? love?

2007-06-25T07:37:00.000+07:00

hey you. yea, you.

just so you know.

i still have this butterflies inside my stomach when i think of you.

i never meant to hurt you.

2007-06-24T00:08:00.000+07:00

i know i'm wrong.
i know just a simple "sorry" can not HEAL you.
But i just want you to know this.
I feel happy just to be by your side.
I feel happy when you are here with me.
And i can't hope anything more than that.
But if you're not happy with that.
And if you still got that anger with me.
Just tell me when i should leave.

Because there's nothing more important than to see you happy.
Because my world rotate around you.
Because you mean the world to me.
Because you bring happiness to me.
BECAUSE YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING.

and i will do anything for that. for YOU.

review movie #1

2007-06-13T07:48:00.001+07:00

A Moment To Remember
"the saddest romantic drama ever."
How far will you go for your girl?
Will you die for her?

Well i don't exactly remember the tag line. But more or less it's like that. So let's begin.

This movie start with not-so-understandable scene, where there's a girl crying with holding something like train ticket (hey, I'm not so sure, cause' it's in korean haha.. but that scene is in train station by the way). She's like waiting for someone but that someone is never come.

As the scene continue she walk to what you call a convenience store where she (oh yaa. by the way her name is Kim Soo-Jin) meet a guy(and the guy name is Choi Chol-Soo) there in a very strange way. And it turns out that the guy she meet is her dad employee (sooo movie. haha). As the time goes by, they get to know each other very well and they were married. I like this part of movie, they get to know each other well. And that's really sweet and intimate. And funny too, in some way. And some surprise waiting you there when the father recognize the guy that her daughter dating.

The problem is after they're married, this girl (27-year-old girl) is developing the infamous ALZHEIMER disease (yes guys, that alzheimer that usually attack the elderly). And Her husband is an impossibly tough man-among-men, who now must deal with the heartrending plight of his honey's health going to Hell. Get your toilet paper tissue ready girl, this will be stirring some emotion. And the story continues, with more and more problem to come. Including the man that happens to be her ex-love.

So my conclusion is, A Moment to Remember is engaging enough for what it is. The courtship of the two photogenic stars is straight out of a screenwriting handbook, and the characters are both cinema-worthy and incredibly contrived. Man this movie is reaaaaallly TEARJERKING kinda movie. Damn. All in all, this is a really great movie so i'll recommend you to watch it. Oh. By the way. I gave it 9 out of 10 for this movie.

But ladies, get this straight: guys like Choi Chol-Soo DO NOT exist in real life. So instead of getting him, you will only getting some kind of guy like me. hahaha.

wish #2

2007-06-12T16:47:00.000+07:00

adidas superstar 35th anniversary
"Top Secret - Anniversary Series # 35"

i know I'm asking way too much and it's out of my league. but. can't help it. maaaan. if someone walk into me and give that thing. i'll marry him/her. i don't care. hahaha.

damn.

2007-06-12T16:41:00.000+07:00

three is really a crowd.

tae.

2007-06-11T00:33:00.000+07:00

Lika-liku KP di Garuda :

*Suatu hari, dua minggu yang lalu :

Teman 1: "dut, Rabu kita ke Jakarta yaa.."

si gendut: "haa? ngapain nyet?"

Teman 2: "gini DUUUUDE (tai lo fi.. hahaha) kita katanya harus security clearance blah blah blah (sorry bgt fi, ga gw dengerin waktu itu. hihi)

si gendut: "hooo. okay. yauda, kita berangkat selasa sore aja ya. gimana?"

semua: "okeee!"

*Selasa sore

Teman 3 : "dut, gw baru selese ni ujiannya, abis ini gw kerumah lo deh."

Si gendut: "ha? iya.. iya.. oke bid."

*Setelah si Teman 3 dan teman-teman si gendut yang lain datang. Melepas kepergian kita. taeah

si gendut: "bid, si dugem mane yeee?"

Teman 3: "hee. mane gw tauu. tadi gw telfon katanya di kampus. dia masi mau balikin mobil dulu katanya."

si gendut: "!@#$%^&"

*15 menit kemudian, setelah teman-teman yang melepas kepergian kita pergi duluan. Si gendut uda jongkok di jalan terus berdiri terus jongkok direpeat ampe si temen dua dateng.

si gendut: "biiid. si dugem mana siih?"

Teman 3: "yauda gw telfon dulu deh."

*Menelefon si dugem

Teman 3: "eh fi. dimane lo gw bilaaang. gaserius kali kau."

Teman 2: "eh ini bid. jadi gw tadi ke mcD dulu. lapeeer. terus gw mesti nuker mobil ke nardo dulu. terus sekarang lagi di cisitu. maceet bgt biid."

Teman 3 & si gendut yang mendengar: "!@#$!@#$%"

*Setelah jongkok dan berdiri beberapa kali kemudian
mohon dibaca dengan lagu-lagu yang sering diputar di klub terdekat karena percayalah, beginilah bunyi suara yang ada kalo mobil punya dia dateng.

Teman 2 & Teman di mobilnya: "eh maaf ya booo. blah blah blah." dengan sejuta alasannya. hahahaha.

si gendut & Teman 3 : "ah udahlah. cao yuks."

*singkat cerita. nyampe di Jakarta.

*Hari Rabunyaaaa.

Perjalanan dimulai dengan keberangkatan yang terlalu dini dari rumah si gendut.
Si gendut bersama si Teman 3 berangkat dari rumah jam 6 pagi.
Alhasil meskipun tidak tahu menahu tentang jalan, Alhamdulillah sampai juga jam 7 pagi. Kaya anak es-de baru masuk sekolah. hahaha.

*Setelah semua orang datang, jam 8 di ruang tunggu

Teman 4 : "Eh mana sih si Pak L ituu?"

Teman 3 (nada semangat) : "Ada deh, pokoknya yang botak pake antiiing gitu deh"

Semua: "iiih."

*Setelah menunggu..... si Pak L itu dateng juga. dengan ciri-ciri seperti diatas. botak, item, serem terus pake anting gituu. pokoknya aiiiih ga nahaaaan. yaaa. tipe-tipe kesukaannya Mas *piiiip* laaah. hahahaha. eh ngmng2 kalo gay tuh antingnya dimana sih? hehe.

Pak L: "Yaudah. kalian sekarang serahkan aja foto ama fotokopi KTM dan KSM. Karena orang yang mau security clearance nya ga ada, jadi kalian bisa pulang sekarang aja. Ntar Senen tanggal 4 kalian balik untuk security clearance dan penempatan blah blah blah"

Semua (dalam hati mengutuk si bapak) : " dasar hoomoooo"

*fast forward to June 4th

*di ruangan yang sama setelah menunggu agak lama

Pak L: "Oke. kalian ikut saya, untuk security clearance"

Deg-degan. dikirain periksa seluruh badan dan standar keamanan lainnya

*di ruangan untuk security clearance bersama bapak-bapak kepala security yang si gendut lupa namanya.

Pak entah siapa namanya: "oke. perkenalkan nama saya.... (fill with whatever u like) sekarang kita akan mengadakan security clearance blah blah blah."

*Kemudian si bapak membagikan kertas yang berisi pertanyaan tentang biodata yang harus diisi. Dan tebak apaaaaaaa.

Pak entah siapa namanya: "yak. kalo uda ada yang selesai, bisa dikasi ke saya dengan membawa foto dan fotokopi KTM dan KTP dan setelah itu bisa menyelesaikan security clearance ini."

Siaaaaaal. ternyata Security Clearance tuh terjemahan bebasnya kira-kira "MENGISI BIODATA" kalo di Garuda. anjrrriiiit. kenapa ga dari kemaren2 aja nyeeed ngisinya.

*Singkat cerita, setelah mendapat surat jalan dan ID Card, si gendut dan Teman 2-Teman 7 melintasi Jakarta dengan bermacet-macet menuju Kantor Pusat Garuda dengan harapan tinggi sesampainya disana langsung dibriefing untuk bekerja.

*Di Garuda

Satpam: "Maaf dek. Mau kemana ya?

Teman 5 (nada bicara dengan percaya diri tinggi): "Oh, ini pak. Kami dari ITB mau bertemu dengan blahblahblah. Ini ada surat jalannya blahblahblah"

Satpam (nada datar): "Garuda lagi istirahat. adek silahkan menunggu atau makan siang dulu sampai jam 1 kembali lagi kesini"

Semua:"!@#$%"

*Setelah jam 1

Satpam : "adek, kalo mau ketemu ama yang mengurusi ini silahkan ke lt.11 ketemu ibu blahblahblah"

*di lt. 11 (suasana masi gelap dan semua orang belum pulang dari istirahat).

*30 MENIT KEMUDIAN (IYA, 30 MENIT SAUDARA-SAUDARA) datanglah seorang ibu-ibu centil dengan rambut berwarna merah yang sasakannya ngalahin Marge Simpson yang di The Simpsons memencet tombol yang ada di pintu(apa ya namanya) untuk membuka pintu kantor(nya?)

ibu-ibu centil alias IIC (mengeluh sendiri dengan backsound suara pencetan-pencetan tombol pintu yang bunyinya "pip pip pip" sangat annoying): "Aduuuuuuuuh. ini ko ga bisa ya."

masih si IIC (ga nyerah. masih dengan pip pip pip): "aduuuh ini kenapa sih pintunya. aaaah. ko ga bisa seeeeh."

IIC (mulai mencoba membuka pintu dengan paksa, digoyang-goyang) : "AAARGH. ini kenapa sih pintuuuu."

*Si IIC kebelakang nyari orang sana terus mengadu

IIC: "Pak, ini kenapa ya pintunya? ko akyu ga bisa buka yaa? kan kodenya uda bener. Aaah. bapak tolong bukain doonk. akyu kan mau nyasak rambyut biar tambah okee." and so on and so on

Si bapak-bapak malang (memencet 4 tombol di pintu dan terbuka dengan mudahnya) : "silahkan buu."

IIC (ga mau keliatan salah) : "iih padahal udah akyu masukin bener loh kodenya. blablabla"

Si bapak-bapak malang (udah mau nyumpel mulutnya pake kaen pel di sebelahnya" : "iya bu iya bu."

*Pada akhirnya si IIC tadi keluar lagi dari pintu tersebut. Jadi ga jelas jg ngapain dia try hard abis buat buka pintu itu.

*Ampir setengah jam dari waktu yang tadi dateng ibu-ibu bawa kantong mukena

Ibu-ibu kantong mukena (IIKM) : "Ini dari mana ya?"

Teman 6 (dengan template ocehan buat KP) : "Kami dari jurusan TI-ITB mau ngomongin tentang KP blablabla."

IIKM: "Ooh yauda. kalian tulis aja nama kalian disini (dibelakang surat jalan). ntar kalian kami hubungi lagi kalo ada tempat"

Teman 6 (mukanya shock berat): "Loh bu, kami kira kami disini langsung di briefing untuk kerja besoknya."

IIKM: "Ooh, ngga. Karena saya mesti cari dulu kalian mau ditempatkan dimana dan kalian juga harus menunggu blablabla"

Semua (shock) : "Jadi kapan bu kami ada kepastiannya?"

IIKM : "MUDAH-MUDAHAN (asli... masi jaman kata mudah-mudahan jaman sekarang) SECEPATNYA (gaada tanggal yang pasti juga)"

Semua (udah males & shock) : "Ja...di.. maksud ibu, kami belom bisa kerja sekarang dan ga tentu kapan kerjanya?"

IIKM (dengan tainya): "iya."

*Semua kejadian di atas dilakukan untuk mendapatkan sesuatu di hari yang terakhir. Namun sampe sekarang kita masi ga jelas juntrungannya mau ditempatin dimana sama si Garuda itu.

Jadi izinkanlah gw sekarang mengatakan

GARUDA ANJING.
GARUDA TAI.
GARUDA BABI.
GARUDA SAMPAH.
GARUDA BUSUK.

wish list no.1

2007-06-06T00:56:00.001+07:00

Air Jordan I "Beginning Moments" double pack

Somebody. Puh-lease. buy me these shoes. i want them. definitely my wish list for xmas. hahaha.

Amazing pt. 1

2007-06-06T00:38:00.000+07:00

She's got a smile that would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue
(I'm not done)
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there
(Man i swear)
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten
And now she's even got her own song
(But movin' on)
She's got the cutest laugh i ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours
(Not sayin' one word)
And i would still cherish every moment
And when i start to build my future she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere i go i keep her picture in my wallet like you

'Cupids Chokehold'
Gym Class Heroes ft. Pete Stump

it's amazing how one verse of a song can match your feeling perfectly. apa dicocok-cocokin aja ya? hahaha. pusiing. haaa, those good ol' days.

Tes-tes

2007-06-06T00:34:00.000+07:00

Haloo. Just wanna share my thoughts, actually. well see ya around. bubbye.